This mermaid makes a real splash

The Little Mermaid 120 mins, cert PG ★★★★✩

WHY did Halle Bailey get the gig as Ariel in this live-action take on the much-loved 1989 cartoon musical? Well, 10 minutes in and the answer is obvious. Lily James and Emma Watson were charming in bringing other Disney cartoons to life — in 2015’s Cinderella and 2017’s Beauty and the Beast respectively — but Bailey is in a different league. She is a phenomenal singer and actor.

Much of the cartoon’s plot has been tweaked. Scriptwriter David Magee introduces new characters a-plenty; he’s added topical themes galore. You want new songs? Lin-Manuel Miranda and Alan Menken provide four.

Yet the gist hasn’t changed. Ariel, the rebellious daughter of human-phobic king of the sea Triton (Javier Bardem), falls for the intrepid, very-much-human Prince Eric (Jonah Hauer-King), saving him from drowning.

Desperate to be part of Eric’s world, she accepts help from her aunty, the sea-witch Ursula (Melissa McCarthy), agreeing to give up her beautiful voice, so she can be human from the waist down. Ariel’s friends, crab Sebastian and seagull Scuttle (Daveed Diggs and Awkwafina), have three days to make Eric fall in love with her. If he doesn’t kiss her, Ursula will stick it to Triton.

McCarthy was born to play the vivaciously vicious witch. Check out Ursula’s smutty panache as she hoists up her corset and, later, snaps out of a strop.

True, some of the CGI and production design lacks finesse, but it doesn’t matter because Ariel, interacting with squid and jelly fish, is anything but all at sea. And the crannies of the kingdom are splendid. My favourite: the local market (where Ariel learns to dance) and Eric’s helter-skelter library of treasures.

Talking of Eric, Hauer-King comes into his own in the second half. At one point, our heroine helps the prince to guess her name by repeatedly plucking his lower lip. The technical term for this is “batty lip burbling”. Which may not sound sexy but, as performed by Bailey and Hauer-King, really is.

If the new version isn’t quite as consistently satisfying as the cartoon, it’s easily the best of all the recent Disney live-action adaptations. The Little Mermaid is popping candy for the soul. Which is why I’ll be seeing it again, asap. The internet thinks this is the naffest/ most horribly woke movie of the year. Not me. I want more.

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