OK,

so you’ve played London summer bingo — how about a round of bad wedding bingo? Kourtney Kardashian’s wedding to Travis Barker (see the happy couple, above) had it all: Portofino (naff ); tiny portions of pasta (sad); the bride dancing until dawn in a leather jacket with “Mrs Barker” on the back, which resembled the sort of cheap costume someone might wear “ironically” on a hen do, except expensive.

To cap it all off, the whole kar krash was sponsored by Dolce and Gabbana, which reportedly got a big deal to dress the clan in turbotacky frocks as part of a campaign to rehabilitate the Italian brand’s image after accusations of racism and homophobia. The family has a combined social media heft in the multi-millions, which amounts to a lot of free publicity. What a happy occasion.