WHICH SUCCESSION SOCIOPATH ARE YOU? A QUIZ

1. What is your biggest fear? a. Fear? Do I look scared to you? b A cocaine shortage c. Your father-in-law

2. How would you define a healthy relationship? a. One where you are in charge b. You don’t do relationships, relying on others is a sign of weakness c. You’ll have to ask your wife what she thinks

3. Your brother gets a promotion. You... a. Start plotting. He can’t get away with this, you must outdo him. b. Publicly humiliate him in front of the whole family c. Send him an expensive watch as a gift to remind him of your role in his success

4. Your favourite outfit is... a. You can’t go wrong with an expensive beige cashmere roll-neck b. A gilet and a baseball cap, keeping it real like an OG c. Chinos. You make no apologies for your straight white man uniform

RESULTS

Mostly As — congratulations, you are Shiv, the poised Lady Macbeth of the Roy clan. You don’t have any friends but you are a shrewd operator

Mostly Bs — you could only be

Kendall, and the jury is still out on whether you actually have a heart Mostly Cs — you are Tom, the doormat of the show but you shouldn’t underestimate a man in chinos